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Archive for January, 2007

Start Your Own Video Blog

Posted by Martin Poulter on 31 January 2007

Paul A blogged it. Vince J named it as his link of the year, yet I’m only now working through the genius that is The Show with Ze Frank. There are lots of comedy gems with masterful presentation and editing, but this is his guide for people who want to do their own video blog, answering the perennial “How much crotch is enough?”

Master his techniques and you can produce masterworks like the really important testicle or the anti-intellectualism episode.

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Email responses to my Anti-Scientology site

Posted by Martin Poulter on 29 January 2007

I’ve put online the (anonymised) feedback received over the years for my criticism of Scientology, but missing out almost all the positive stuff and going straight for the hate-mail. “Go overdose on prozac you psychiatrist-loving asshole!” writes one wag. Another asks why the scientologists are so upset about web sites when they allegedly have gained control over matter, energy space and time.

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Mister Deity

Posted by Martin Poulter on 26 January 2007

A film-maker and former Mormon has created this series of short, well-produced videos on YouTube illustrating comically the idea that God might be somewhat asleep at the wheel.

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It’s Flicky

Posted by Paul Ayres on 24 January 2007

Looking for some inspiration for the Art Show, you could do worse than this

Run DMC meets a young chap with a twiddly mobile phone and a Richard Nixon mask

… I believe it may be difficult to move back and forth, while producing a lyrically coherent piece – it’s tricky

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Harlequin Romance Report

Posted by Paul Ayres on 24 January 2007

The Harlequin Romance Report hits us with the startling revelation that ‘more than 55% of men and 47% of women in the U.S. have sent a sexually explicit email, text or instant message to someone’ which is in Pope-still-Catholic territory …

Other smile raising / vomit inducing parts of the report include the New Romantic Man, deconstructing common relationship woes, staging a romantic intervention, test your inner romantic and Building the mold (sic) for everlasting love.

Dr. P perhaps we should revive the anti-Valentine’s Day, assertion of single-dom social get-togther?

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Get a First Life

Posted by Paul Ayres on 22 January 2007

To continue the Second Life theme, why don’t you …

… and answer such questions as, are five senses enough, what do I do with my dangly bits and what is life. Anyone else had a go at Second Life? I found it OK, but I couldn’t really see myself spending much time in there.

via: Boing Boing

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One-liner literary genius

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 January 2007

If Amazon reviews can be an art form, then so can eBay feedback ratings. Andy46477 leaves messages like the below in the profiles of hundreds of confused and occasionally delighted sellers.

  • There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+
  • Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+
  • The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you were great. A+A+
  • I like my cars like I like my women – fast and expensive! Then I leave them.
  • Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.
  • Rainbows are pretty. I don’t know why I shoot at them.
  • REWARDING transaction! Sanitary, too — IS CUT!
  • Fast delivery. Precision machined parts. Clearly labeled chemicals. Discreet. A+
  • Very HIGH QUALITY preserved cancer tumors. I ate them. I know it was wrong.
  • Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call it? Daddy?

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Second Life Safari: A Virtual Utopia

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 January 2007

From the goons at SomethingAwful, a film that shows you what really goes on in Second Life. Warning: contains explicit sex, if in your mind a pixellated 3D-graphic animal gyrating against a blocky 3D-graphic stick human is “sex”, which to some people, as this film will show you, it is.

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Literary genius

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 January 2007 reviews are often the outlet for some amazing humourous writing. The master of this is Mister Quickly, a Canadian whose reviews include hilarious digressions about his supposedly eccentric lifestyle. Well, could you hold a perfume cube in your armpit while loading asbestos crates into a catapult?

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Cars sliding and crashing in icy conditions

Posted by iansealy on 19 January 2007

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