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Archive for September, 2010

Jesus of the week

Posted by glittrgirl on 29 September 2010

Get your Jesus of the week here. You can even get a Jesus of the moment by refreshing your browser. I liked TV aerial Jesus a lot.

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Danbri Remixed by Glandscape Hardeners

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 September 2010

I was privileged to attend the wedding last weekend of KDnC’s own Dan Brickley, who married Zoja Bajbutovic near their home in Amsterdam. Dan had chosen me and two other friends to be his triple-headed best man. For my “speech”, I downloaded a video of Dan speaking at the press conference for the 20th anniversary of the World Wide Web, converted it to audio, then extracted some individual words and phrases. That’s how I was able to give a one minute “best man speech” using fragments of Dan’s voice.


Here’s the transcript, with edits indicated by “|”: Read the rest of this entry »

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Protest the Pope

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 September 2010

Some placards from Pope Benedict’s recent visit to the UK, including “Abstinence make the church grow fondlers” and “Go shit in the woods”. Found via David Colquhoun

Maybe the funniest protest was this adjustment to a road sign.

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Gay Day and Queer Night

Posted by Martin Poulter on 7 September 2010

Probably the most twisted piece of literary genius I’ve ever seen begins a couple of minutes into this video. It features two poets reciting poetry created under strict constraints. In “Gay Day”, Tim Clare graphically describes a gay sexual encounter while depriving himself of the vowels E, I, O and U (a univocalic poem). Ross Sutherland translates it into “Queer Night” which avoids using the letter A (a lipogram). Filth, but wonderfully cerebral filth of the highest order.

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