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Archive for January, 2015

Mr LegenDarius

Posted by Martin Poulter on 30 January 2015

Many attempts at comedy on Vine are lame pranks or one-shot jokes, but the best comedy Viners get genuine good comedy out of the six-and-a-half second format. They mix in characters, recurring jokes, music, and references to other Vines or trends. One of the best, and most-followed, is Darius Benson. This is a compilation of some of his recent Vines.

Follow his latest uploads on Vine.

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If people spoke the way Jaden Smith tweets

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 January 2015

From Laina (Overly Attached Girlfriend), a dramatic exploration of the content of Jaden Smith’s (Will Smith’s son/ movie actor/ Jada Pinkett Smith’s son/ special individual with allegedly unique insights into the mind and spirituality) Twitter-stream-of-consciousness.

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Hunting down Dank Memes

Posted by Martin Poulter on 21 January 2015

Using impressive, sophisticated technology to make a puerile joke- isn’t that just what the internet is for?

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Iron Can

Posted by Martin Poulter on 20 January 2015

This could be Robert Downey Jr’s most demanding role: a flying steam iron!

While actually lacking RDJ, this short makes up for it with amazing visual effects and awful puns.

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Don’t Hug Me, I’m Scared

Posted by Martin Poulter on 19 January 2015

Continuing the round-up of stuff that has been cool on the Internet during this blog’s years of hiatus…

You may have seen this video before, but if not, the less you know about it in advance, the better. There’s a sensible message about creativity in there, but what the Hell is it?

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Government-approved Periodic Table of Kink

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

You better not squirt; you better not fist
You better not spank- you’ll be put on a list
These things are now banned in streaming porn.
Yes, last year the UK Government put restrictions on what can be shown in adult-video-on-demand sourced in the UK, to make the law on streaming video consistent with that for TV. In case you’re now confused about what sex acts are okay with the Government, the shop Uberkinky have created this Government-approved Periodic Table of Kink. David Cameron’s beaming face tastefully reminds you what acts you can’t film -even in your own home!

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If Google were a Guy

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

This sketch series is titled “If Google was a Guy” but round here we form the subjunctive correctly.
All three parts of this are horribly funny.

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A beating would do me a world of good.

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

An unsettling video for a disturbing piece of music. Scott Walker and Sunn O)))’s collaboration resulted in one of the strangest yet most compelling albums of 2014: “Soused”. This is the official video for the first track, which combines the sound of bullwhips and guitar distortion into a piece supposed to be evocative of Marlon Brando’s childhood. Book a trip to the therapist before you press “play”.

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Conservative Conference Rap

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

Cassetteboy has been doing this sort of thing for years, and has been previously featured on KDnC, but this edit of David Cameron reaches a new high, both in having appropriate, satirical lyrics, and in making the flow of the rap sound natural.

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Portal: No Escape

Posted by Martin Poulter on 15 January 2015

Although I don’t play Portal games, I think the portal gun is one of the most intriguing science fiction creations. Here’s a short but serious attempt, with impressive production, to use a portal gun in an original story. A woman wakes up in a room with no memory of how she got there…

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