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Archive for February, 2007

Martin’s Art (7): Weird Magazine investigates…

Posted by Martin Poulter on 27 February 2007

This is a spoof documentary set in an alternative reality where work is more offensive than pornography. Some people find it funny, but it’s potentially very offensive. The humour isn’t any more shocking than what you’d find in prime-time TV like Little Britain but some people will have problems with it. So, here we go with the warning: The explicit language and adult themes in this video might be upsetting. Please don’t watch it if this might be the case.

Thanks to Tom G for making the logo which appears in the opening titles.

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Gollum and Smeagol sing Barry White

Posted by Paul Ayres on 27 February 2007

This is fast becoming a best of YouTube blog, but what the heck … it’s all good stuff

… surprisingly well done Precious

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How to shower – men and women

Posted by Paul Smith on 27 February 2007

This is fairly predictable, but also very nicely done, and had me chuckling away to myself. It’s funny because it’s true. Shower time!

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Martin’s Art (6): Insulting Man, 2: Lesbian

Posted by Martin Poulter on 26 February 2007

More from Insulting Man. A bit of very rude language in this highly convincing and logical argument that you are a lesbian.

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Martin’s Art (5): Insulting Man, 1: Fucktard

Posted by Martin Poulter on 25 February 2007

Almost didn’t get something done for Day Five, but I’ve just filmed and edited four videos. Here’s the first: one of a series in my new role as “Insulting Man”.

Warning: some rude and politically incorrect language, as if that weren’t obvious.

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Martin’s Art (4): Untitled dance music

Posted by Martin Poulter on 24 February 2007

Day four and it’s time for something else from the recent archive. This techno/house piece, entirely created in software, still needs another layer of sound on top of it (and a title) but it’s very different from a lot of the stuff I do. It has been stewing for nearly a year and I’d appreciate comments on it from those of you who still do proper nightclubbing. Listen right now:

Or download the MP3.

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Dodgy dancing

Posted by Alan Bennett's World Cup Diaries on 23 February 2007

Here’s Max Wall proving that Jacko didn’t invent the moonwalk.

And here’s a (not very good quality) clip of Freddie Starr on possibly the one evening back in the early 70s when he was actually funny.

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Martin’s Art (3): Nightmare Afternoons

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 February 2007

This is the third day of my “Art Week”: uploading a new piece of art (music or whatever else) on each of seven days, distinct from my contributions to the forthcoming ILRT Art Show. Today’s new release is a piece of moody and pensive music with spoken vocal. A truly enormous amount of software was put together to create this, along with my guitar (distortion to the max!) and hard disk recorder.

Update October 2008: The track is now part of Coma Pilot’s profile on MySpace.

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Virus 2

Posted by Paul Ayres on 23 February 2007

Need a pointless game to while away your Friday afternoon?

Try Virus 2 (needs Flash)

Spread the colour in the bottom left hand corner, by converting adjacent hexes that match the colour of the hex you click at the bottom of the screen, until you convert the whole screen

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Dirty dancing: the wedding

Posted by misterchristophe on 23 February 2007

Splashed all over the media this morning is the story of a young couple who spent months rehearsing so that they could reenact one of the pivotal scenes of Dirty Dancing at their wedding.

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