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Archive for November, 2009

When I’m licking windows

Posted by Martin Poulter on 27 November 2009

You’ve seen Windowlicker of course (music video, some NSFW language), but have you heard it with the George Formby vocal?

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Autocomplete me

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 November 2009

What links the following sentences?

  • One day I will rule candyland with an iron fist.
  • I used my grandma as a skateboard.
  • Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
  • Do midgets have night vision?
  • I open up my wallet and it’s full of blood.
  • I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.

Answer: they are all suggestions offered by Google Suggest, as preserved by the Autocomplete Me blog.

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Whiteboarding

Posted by danbri on 21 November 2009

It’s been a year or so since I last posted some plinky-plonk music demo here. But this one’s cute if you’re intrigued by ‘augmented reality’-type stuff: a whiteboard-based sequencer

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Pigeon: Impossible

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 November 2009

This funny and well-executed six-minute animation is a labour of love that took five years. Pigeons, things that explode and a great ending: what more could you want?

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Fight for Kisses

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 November 2009

Okay, it’s an advert, but it made me laugh.

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Unbelievable Four

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 November 2009

In a computer-animated music video, Bush, Cheney, Rice and Rumsfeld are rock-star Matrix-inspired superheroes saving the world to a thrilling ’80s soundtrack. Okay, as satire it’s out of date, but the direction and animation more than make up for it.

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Isabella Rosselini is bonkers.

Posted by Tom Gidden on 13 November 2009

“Without my penis, I would bleed to death.” — Isabella Rosselini.

Part of a series of educational videos by the esteemed Ms. Rosselini.

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Relationship hacks

Posted by Martin Poulter on 13 November 2009

Advice on keeping things running smoothly in intimate relationships or personal relationships generally; varied but usually mature advice from the lovely community at Metafilter.

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Garfunkel and Oates

Posted by Martin Poulter on 13 November 2009

Thanks Gid for recommending this wittily-named duo of cute women whose songs include “Pregnant Women are Smug”, “Me, You and Steve”, “Fuck You”, “This Party Just Took a Turn for The Douche” and lots more. As well as being all over YouTube, they have their own site. Treat yourself to gay-marriage-commentary Sex with Ducks:

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Pulp Fiction as a Google Wave conversation

Posted by Martin Poulter on 13 November 2009

Google Wave Cinema recreates classic film scenes while demonstrating Google’s messaging/collaboration service. Thanks Danbri for the recommendation.

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