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Archive for November, 2003

Mac versus PC versus Joe Don Baker

Posted by Martin Poulter on 30 November 2003

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1825

Something for fans of the classic bad movie “Mitchell”.

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The Bad English League

Posted by Martin Poulter on 29 November 2003

http://cgi.www.oview.co.uk/cgi-bin/www.oview.co.uk/bad_english.pl?

Via NTK, a useful websearch-driven campaign against common errors such as “could of”, “upmost” or “tow the line”. My pet hate “wierd” is there at number 17.

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Examples of real 999 calls

Posted by Martin Poulter on 28 November 2003

Via Avon and Somerset Police:
Humour from true-life stupid people, don’tchyaluvit? Nicely-rendered recordings of the man who called emergency 999 because his wife hadn’t made dinner, the man who wanted a taxi ride…

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Your evening’s television…

Posted by Martin Poulter on 24 November 2003

http://b3ta.com/board/2377331

…courtesy of B3ta.com.

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Freewayblogger.com

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 November 2003

http://www.freewayblogger.com/

I applaud this: taking some witty activism to the public (in particular, the freeways of Southern California) without defacing property.

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GI Joe

Posted by olliemoss on 20 November 2003

GI Joe, kids fry is a great little number, theres also loads of other funny films if you have a look around the site.

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Motivation for the motiveless

Posted by Martin Poulter on 19 November 2003

Some somewhat atypical motivational posters that would sure to raise synergies per capita in any office.

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v2v | peer-to-peer video

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 November 2003

http://www.v2v.cc/

The P2P sharing of films doesn’t have to be about bootlegs of Hollywood films. This is an Indymedia-like activist video resource that uses BitTorrent and eDonkey to share films of protests, enabling the community to collaborate on documentaries and other subversive video.

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Every Playboy Centerfold, The Decades

Posted by Martin Poulter on 15 November 2003

Safe for work, abstract but weirdly aesthetic pictures generated by averaging hundreds of Playboy centrefolds. This suggests a whole new art form: what other classes of popular but stereotyped photos are there?

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Let them sing it for you

Posted by Martin Poulter on 15 November 2003

http://www.sr.se/cgi-bin/p1/src/sing/default.asp

A wonderful application for the database-driven web. The site has a large stock of sound samples of individual words being sung. Type in a sentence such as “Wanna be my happy bitch?” and hear it in the form of radically different songs jammed together, Cassetteboy-style.

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