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Archive for January 22nd, 2007

Get a First Life

Posted by Paul Ayres on 22 January 2007

To continue the Second Life theme, why don’t you …

… and answer such questions as, are five senses enough, what do I do with my dangly bits and what is life. Anyone else had a go at Second Life? I found it OK, but I couldn’t really see myself spending much time in there.

via: Boing Boing

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One-liner literary genius

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 January 2007

If Amazon reviews can be an art form, then so can eBay feedback ratings. Andy46477 leaves messages like the below in the profiles of hundreds of confused and occasionally delighted sellers.

  • There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my children. Still, A+
  • Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well, I was awake. A+
  • The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you were great. A+A+
  • I like my cars like I like my women – fast and expensive! Then I leave them.
  • Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.
  • Rainbows are pretty. I don’t know why I shoot at them.
  • REWARDING transaction! Sanitary, too — IS CUT!
  • Fast delivery. Precision machined parts. Clearly labeled chemicals. Discreet. A+
  • Very HIGH QUALITY preserved cancer tumors. I ate them. I know it was wrong.
  • Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call it? Daddy?

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Second Life Safari: A Virtual Utopia

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 January 2007

From the goons at SomethingAwful, a film that shows you what really goes on in Second Life. Warning: contains explicit sex, if in your mind a pixellated 3D-graphic animal gyrating against a blocky 3D-graphic stick human is “sex”, which to some people, as this film will show you, it is.

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Literary genius

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 January 2007 reviews are often the outlet for some amazing humourous writing. The master of this is Mister Quickly, a Canadian whose reviews include hilarious digressions about his supposedly eccentric lifestyle. Well, could you hold a perfume cube in your armpit while loading asbestos crates into a catapult?

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