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Archive for February, 2010

Glandscape Hardeners perform “Money and Penis”

Posted by Martin Poulter on 25 February 2010

“Money and Penis” was a song from the first gig of my comedy music act The Glandscape Hardeners. This was my first experience of playing guitar and singing in front of an audience, with a backing vocal track that I’d pre-recorded. Although the audience was small and consisted almost entirely of my friends, I was nervous as hell and it shows. I’m not pretending the singing or playing are any good, but I still think I wrote a good song here, especially the four-part vocal harmonies. Thanks to danbri for videoing. This remains the only recording of this song, as I’ve not done a proper audio version.

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You Should Have Seen This

Posted by Martin Poulter on 25 February 2010

Imagine everything popular on the web ever, condensed to two pages, with an insulting header at the top. That’s the concept of and

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Straight Outa Compton- just the profanity

Posted by Martin Poulter on 24 February 2010

The classic NWA album edited down to a pure, high-density form (MP3 format). It’s an inspiring listen that benefits from repeated enjoyment. Audio not safe for work! Previously on KDnC: F**k the Police cleaned up.

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Envelope STD sticker prank

Posted by Martin Poulter on 19 February 2010

Via Prof. Richard Wiseman of  Quirkology fame, a little image for you to print out and stick onto colleagues’ work mail.

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Best Twitter feed of the month

Posted by glittrgirl on 19 February 2010

CherylKerl. Ah luv it man. It makes iz laff evree day.

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Star Wars nerds discuss female curves

Posted by Martin Poulter on 18 February 2010

The collective wit of the Reddit community once again

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How Women’s Magazines Get Written

Posted by Martin Poulter on 18 February 2010

How do Cosmopolitan writers brainstorm those endless lists of sex tips?

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Old Spice Manmercials

Posted by Tom Gidden on 17 February 2010

Outside the UK, Old Spice is a big toiletries brand, rather than limited-appeal old-man-smell. The ad played during the Super Bowl this year:

(Apparently, that’s a single shot in-camera with no CG apart from the diamonds and the rising bottle.)

The other ads from the same campaign are worth a look too.

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Lego meets Rubik’s Cube, wins

Posted by Martin Poulter on 15 February 2010

This robot can solve Rubik’s Cubes in twelve seconds or less. What’s more, it’s made of Lego.

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Stealth film plots and song lyrics on Christian channel

Posted by Martin Poulter on 12 February 2010

When British cable channel Christ TV invites people to submit personal testimonials, Youtube user raepmykipz is happy to oblige. His emails, read out by the clueless hosts,  paraphrase the Family Guy theme tune, a monologue from Taxi Driver, the plots of Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Star Wars, The Smiths’ Panic, and of course Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up. His finest moment, though, is getting a Hitler speech read out on air. Found via the Irish version of The Independent.

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