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Archive for February, 2009

The Onion: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit

Posted by Martin Poulter on 10 February 2009

I don’t blog the Onion on here unless it’s something particularly, painfully funny. “Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work” is just such a piece. Rude language warning (duh!)

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Songsmith does Stock Charts

Posted by Tom Gidden on 9 February 2009

While you might be happy just SIIII-I-I-NGING WITH YOUR LAAAA-PTOP, the interweb still hasn’t yet found the limits — or in fact, the beginning — of the wonder that is Microsoft Songsmith.

It can even make global catastrophic economic collapse sound jaunty:

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Nazi Zombies invade Austin, Texas

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 February 2009

Those devious Anonymous hackers are at it again, this time altering roadsigns. Freakin’ hilarious!

Run for your lives! Run for cold climates!

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F*** My Life

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 February 2009

Like Twitter, but with a million voices crying out in embarrassment and despair.

“Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex.”
“Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother’s name for the 100th time. I’m a guy.”

Some don’t get much sympathy. For example:

“Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said “you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses”.”

Found via MetaFliter.

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more joy from Microsoft SongSmith

Posted by tugsmmaccow on 2 February 2009

People have started stripping the vocals from well-known songs and seeing what SongSmith does with them. In amongst all the banality are a few gems. Here’s a brief article and here’s an example of just how much software can improve our lives…


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