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Archive for October, 2009

Erotic fantasies about Garfield (NSFW)

Posted by Martin Poulter on 30 October 2009

An epic troll of the Yahoo Answers forums! Explicit sexual prose (describing violence, self-harm and… and… OMG it’s Garfield!) written with an admirable ear for language. This dark but hilarious prank walks a very fine line.

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Is it hot in this coffin, or is it just you?

Posted by Martin Poulter on 30 October 2009

Images of semi-naked women sell cars and newspapers, right? So why not coffins as well? That must have been the thinking behind Lindner’s advertising campaign, withawesomeresults.

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Zombie Pin-up Calendar

Posted by Martin Poulter on 30 October 2009

I love pin-ups for their innocent-but-naughty aesthetic, but until now didn’t realise what great pin-up photography really needs:blood and gore.

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Nick Griffin edited by Cassetteboy

Posted by Martin Poulter on 24 October 2009

Cassetteboy is back – woo yay! – this time editing the BNP leader’s recent BBC Question Time appearance.

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A true hero

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 October 2009

86-year-old WWII veteran Philip Spooner has become an instant national hero in the states for his contribution to a debate on gay marriage in Maine. Worth viewing in a week when hateful politics have been much in the news. (via MetaFilter and BoingBoing)

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Symphony of Science

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 October 2009

In the style of Autotune the News, this mashup sets Carl Sagan, Neil DeGrasse Tyson and others to music. Thanks Alex for the recommendation.

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Radio Fail

Posted by Martin Poulter on 22 October 2009

Two things that are each totally unfunny, but just put them together!

At least we can all agree severe internal injuries are funny.

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Next time you clean that windowsill…

Posted by tugsmmaccow on 20 October 2009

Creativity (and weirdness) can be found in the most unlikely places.

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Fifty years of space missions

Posted by Martin Poulter on 19 October 2009

An astounding infographic, showing space missions by target, country and whether the missions were successful. The bottom of the chart shows the most distant probes (the Voyagers and the Pioneers) and how far away they are (Voyager I is at ten billion miles). If you have a 4000 pixel monitor, this is what it’s for.

Update: To go along with it, All the Mars missions in one infographic.

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The solution for sleepless boobs

Posted by Martin Poulter on 17 October 2009

We don’t normally advertise products here on KDnC, but when I saw the trouble this poor woman was having, I was glad there is now a convenient solution.
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Parody:

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