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Sensitive acoustic tribute to “2 girls 1 cup”

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 December 2008

A sweet love song from YouTube star Jon Lajoie (Very Rude Language Warning):

Also check out rap parody “Show Me Your Genitals” and Conchords-esque “I Come Too Fast”.

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Compare your Genitals to Musicians

Posted by Martin Poulter on 6 June 2008

A particularly funny recent SomethingAwful thread included readers tackling the challenge to talk about their tackle.

“My cock is like Joy Division; it tragically collapses right before it becomes huge.”

“My balls are like the Blues Brothers, it hasn’t been the same since one of them departed.”

“My dick is like Ricky Martin. It had some limited crossover success in the past, but the only lasting success has been with Latinas. Ask most non-Latin women about it these days and they’ll either deny having liked it or chalk it up to being young and stupid.”

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Song Lyrics: Kill me (to give me a boner)

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 June 2005

At last, as promised, here are the lyrics as well as the MP3 for this SubGenius-inspired song that I premiered at the ILRT Art Show earlier this year.

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