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Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Total Eclipse of the Heart, the literal version

Posted by Tom Gidden on 29 May 2009

Following on from last year’s Take on me, now some literal Bonnie Tyler.

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Sensitive acoustic tribute to “2 girls 1 cup”

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 December 2008

A sweet love song from YouTube star Jon Lajoie (Very Rude Language Warning):

Also check out rap parody “Show Me Your Genitals” and Conchords-esque “I Come Too Fast”.

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Compare your Genitals to Musicians

Posted by Martin Poulter on 6 June 2008

A particularly funny recent SomethingAwful thread included readers tackling the challenge to talk about their tackle.

“My cock is like Joy Division; it tragically collapses right before it becomes huge.”

“My balls are like the Blues Brothers, it hasn’t been the same since one of them departed.”

“My dick is like Ricky Martin. It had some limited crossover success in the past, but the only lasting success has been with Latinas. Ask most non-Latin women about it these days and they’ll either deny having liked it or chalk it up to being young and stupid.”

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The Hottest New Sound: Pete Tong vs Herb Alpert

Posted by Martin Poulter on 21 March 2007

From a contributor who wants to remain anonymous, a brilliant mash-up combining Pete Tong with Herb Alpert and his Tijuana Brass.

It has echoes of my own The Best of Blank Tapes, but is frustratingly much better.

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