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Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

Tips for Positivity

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 October 2008

Some tips for positivity have just been sent round work. Here with my helpful additions:

1. Refuse the Snooze — Get up as soon as your alarm goes off as a positive kick start to the day

…and get the hell away from that ugly person you woke up with. What were you thinking?

2. Wake up with an Attitude of Gratitude

“I feel like shit, but it could be even worse: I’m glad I’m not that guy.”

3. Smile at your reflection in the bathroom mirror

“What? That’s my reflection?” Read the rest of this entry »

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Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene

Posted by Martin Poulter on 26 June 2008

What if sex in films was more like sex in real life? What if the hero had difficulty getting his last sock off and was nervous about the heroine going on top (“don’t crush my penis…”)?’s Realistic Sex Scene features some nudity- duh!

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New song from the Glandscape Hardeners

Posted by Martin Poulter on 7 November 2006

Fans of Massive Attack’s darkly sinister “Risingson” will enjoy the refreshingly different cover version I’ve done under my comedy music moniker. It’s currently the second song on my MySpace profile.

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Song Lyrics: Kill me (to give me a boner)

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 June 2005

At last, as promised, here are the lyrics as well as the MP3 for this SubGenius-inspired song that I premiered at the ILRT Art Show earlier this year.

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