Government-approved Periodic Table of Kink
Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015
You better not squirt; you better not fist
You better not spank- you’ll be put on a list
These things are now banned in streaming porn.
Yes, last year the UK Government put restrictions on what can be shown in adult-video-on-demand sourced in the UK, to make the law on streaming video consistent with that for TV. In case you’re now confused about what sex acts are okay with the Government, the shop Uberkinky have created this Government-approved Periodic Table of Kink. David Cameron’s beaming face tastefully reminds you what acts you can’t film -even in your own home!