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Archive for January 16th, 2015

Government-approved Periodic Table of Kink

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

You better not squirt; you better not fist
You better not spank- you’ll be put on a list
These things are now banned in streaming porn.
Yes, last year the UK Government put restrictions on what can be shown in adult-video-on-demand sourced in the UK, to make the law on streaming video consistent with that for TV. In case you’re now confused about what sex acts are okay with the Government, the shop Uberkinky have created this Government-approved Periodic Table of Kink. David Cameron’s beaming face tastefully reminds you what acts you can’t film -even in your own home!

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If Google were a Guy

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

This sketch series is titled “If Google was a Guy” but round here we form the subjunctive correctly.
All three parts of this are horribly funny.

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A beating would do me a world of good.

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

An unsettling video for a disturbing piece of music. Scott Walker and Sunn O)))’s collaboration resulted in one of the strangest yet most compelling albums of 2014: “Soused”. This is the official video for the first track, which combines the sound of bullwhips and guitar distortion into a piece supposed to be evocative of Marlon Brando’s childhood. Book a trip to the therapist before you press “play”.

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Conservative Conference Rap

Posted by Martin Poulter on 16 January 2015

Cassetteboy has been doing this sort of thing for years, and has been previously featured on KDnC, but this edit of David Cameron reaches a new high, both in having appropriate, satirical lyrics, and in making the flow of the rap sound natural.

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