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Autocomplete me

Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 November 2009

What links the following sentences?

  • One day I will rule candyland with an iron fist.
  • I used my grandma as a skateboard.
  • Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
  • Do midgets have night vision?
  • I open up my wallet and it’s full of blood.
  • I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.

Answer: they are all suggestions offered by Google Suggest, as preserved by the Autocomplete Me blog.

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