Posted by Martin Poulter on 23 November 2009
What links the following sentences?
- One day I will rule candyland with an iron fist.
- I used my grandma as a skateboard.
- Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
- Do midgets have night vision?
- I open up my wallet and it’s full of blood.
- I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Answer: they are all suggestions offered by Google Suggest, as preserved by the Autocomplete Me blog.