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Three words after sex

Posted by Martin Poulter on 1 June 2009

My favourite contributions from the #3wordsaftersex discussion on Twitter:

  • Is that normal?
  • This never happened.
  • Happy birthday, Grandma.
  • Be right back!
  • Shit- the cops!
  • What about me?
  • Ooops- wrong hole.
  • Forgive me, Jesus.
  • Sign this waiver.
  • You need penicillin.
  • Must tweet this!
  • We are gathered…
  • ICE CREAM TRUCK!
  • “Strongly Agree,” then?
  • What. The. Fuck???

And of course my own suggestions (not hugely original, but the topic’s been done to death):

  • Sorry, mistaken identity.
  • Is Brookside on?
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