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Archive for March, 2009

optical illusions

Posted by tugsmmaccow on 13 March 2009

Here’s a pretty cool collection of optical illusions. The Lilac Chaser is particularly amazing.

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Daft Keyboard

Posted by Tom Gidden on 12 March 2009

I want a Wii remote and gesture recognition to control this: iDaft

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Remixed YouTube

Posted by Paul Smith on 12 March 2009

This is my first post about something found via Twitter, tweeted by the mighty @jupitusphillip

A bunch of completely unrelated YouTube videos mixed together to create some completely awesome music and video. Enjoy!

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Jon La Joie: masturbation song

Posted by Martin Poulter on 10 March 2009

Expand your euphemism vocabulary with this rude song which owes a lot to Coldplay. “With the five-finger army we invade our pants.”

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Fundies Say The Darndest Things!

Posted by Martin Poulter on 9 March 2009

What does for witty comments on Internet chat, FSTDT does for comments of extreme fundagelicals in various fora. Be prepared for irony so enormous you will question how the Almighty can suffer it upon his Earth.

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don’t think he’s ready to date yet. What’s worse is that he’s sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God!

To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.

Atheists and rape-victims(?!) come in for particular bile.

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Music: Formants of Essence

Posted by Martin Poulter on 6 March 2009

Welcome Unbalancedcable, a.k.a. Joel, to the blog. Joel’s a sound engineer/ hardware hacker/ musician and he’s given me permission to re-blog this piece of music.
“All the sounds are created from spoken vowels taken from words which were recorded with binaural microphones and processed in MAX/MSP and Logic,” writes Joel. I’m seriously impressed with the results, combining an abstract sonic journey with catchy rhythms.

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No Twitter for Hitler

Posted by Martin Poulter on 5 March 2009

When the Twitter site is down, it makes Hitler MAD! Re-captioning this scene from Downfall is a long-standing Internet meme, but I particularly like this version.

(found via the video Suzanne’s just blogged)

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You’re no-one if you’re not on Twitter…

Posted by glittrgirl on 5 March 2009

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The Bristol Freeze

Posted by Martin Poulter on 5 March 2009

Last weekend a crowd gathered in Cabot Circus shopping area just to freeze: to hold absolutely still for five minutes and then disperse. KDnC’s own Simon H was there, taking a time-lapse video of the event that was featured in the Bristol Evening Post’s online write-up. Notice the guy on the trampoline: he holds in position and keeps bouncing: because of the phasing between the time-lapse and his bounces, he seems to be floating up and down really slowly.

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