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Compare your Genitals to Musicians

Posted by Martin Poulter on 6 June 2008

A particularly funny recent SomethingAwful thread included readers tackling the challenge to talk about their tackle.

“My cock is like Joy Division; it tragically collapses right before it becomes huge.”

“My balls are like the Blues Brothers, it hasn’t been the same since one of them departed.”

“My dick is like Ricky Martin. It had some limited crossover success in the past, but the only lasting success has been with Latinas. Ask most non-Latin women about it these days and they’ll either deny having liked it or chalk it up to being young and stupid.”

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