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Archive for March, 2007 Personalized romance novels

Posted by Martin Poulter on 11 March 2007

Blogged in a kind of disbelief: will take your name, the name of your partner, and some personal details such as hair colour, pet names for each other etc. You also give them a small fee. They will insert your names (yes, it’s a find-and-replace) into their text to make a custom Mills-and-Boon-style novel that they print, bind and post to you. You can choose “wild” (i.e. sexually explicit) or “mild” (straight romantic) versions. Go on, read the extracts.

“[Ann] gasped her encouragement and continued her own rhythmic caress that left [John] pulsating with passion. … His fragrance, [Old Spice], filled her nostrils and excited her.”

Where does it go from here? Will men be paying to have their names pasted into Tom Clancy, Iam Fleming or Chris Ryan novels?

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ILRT Art Show 2007

Posted by Martin Poulter on 5 March 2007

The latest ILRT Art Show is the one that gives us a new song from Ale combining Arabic, English and Italian, a circus skills demonstration by Ruth and covertly filmed footage of Wii boxing, amongst other delights. The site will grow over the next couple of weeks.

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Shall I cancel your appointments …

Posted by Paul Ayres on 2 March 2007

… and book a hotel for a month in the Seychelles, very good sir

Now you too can wake up with Stephen Fry in a non-gooey way

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A Mini Indian Michael Jackson

Posted by Alan Bennett's World Cup Diaries on 2 March 2007

I’m sure this is probably deeply unsound for all sorts of reasons: YouTube link

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