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Jack Handey’s Fuzzy Memories

Posted by Martin Poulter on 10 February 2006

More from the supreme master of one-liner, Jack Handey, as previously featured on D’n’C:

“Every summer we’d get our baskets and buckets and go out into the hills and woods, looking for wild strawberries, blueberries, and blackberries. We never found any, though.”

“I’ll never forget the time my friend Stew went skydiving. Boy, what a mistake that was! First of all, his parachute didn’t open. Second, we didn’t have the right address, so before we got there we got lost and went driving all around for almost an hour. And third, when we finally did get there, Stew tried to back out and we had to talk him into going.”

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