You’ve seen Windowlicker of course (music video, some NSFW language), but have you heard it with the George Formby vocal?

What links the following sentences?

• One day I will rule candyland with an iron fist.
• I used my grandma as a skateboard.
• Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
• Do midgets have night vision?
• I open up my wallet and it’s full of blood.
• I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.

Answer: they are all suggestions offered by Google Suggest, as this blog seeks to document.

It’s been a year or so since I last posted some plinky-plonk music demo here. But this one’s cute if you’re intrigued by ‘augmented reality’-type stuff: a whiteboard-based sequencer…

This funny and well-executed six-minute animation is a labour of love that took five years. Pigeons, things that explode and a great ending: what more could you want?

Okay, it’s an advert, but it made me laugh.

In a computer-animated music video, Bush, Cheney, Rice and Rumsfeld are rock-star Matrix-inspired superheroes saving the world to a thrilling ’80s soundtrack. Okay, as satire it’s out of date, but the direction and animation more than make up for it.

“Without my penis, I would bleed to death.” — Isabella Rosselini.

Part of a series of educational videos by the esteemed Ms. Rosselini.

Advice on keeping things running smoothly in intimate relationships or personal relationships generally; varied but usually mature advice from the lovely community at Metafilter.

Thanks Gid for recommending this wittily-named duo of cute women whose songs include “Pregnant Women are Smug”, “Me, You and Steve”, “Fuck You”, “This Party Just Took a Turn for The Douche” and lots more. As well as being all over YouTube, they have their own site. Treat yourself to gay-marriage-commentary Sex with Ducks:

Google Wave Cinema recreates classic film scenes while demonstrating Google’s messaging/collaboration service. Thanks Danbri for the recommendation.