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Come Shop at Shop

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 July 2008

The latest thing to emerge from the combined talents of beatboxer Beardyman and video artist mr_hopkinson (previously featured on D’n'C) is this spoof advert. More please!

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Make McCain interesting

Posted by Paul Ayres on 1 July 2008

Stephen Colbert recently issued another green screen challenge, this time to make John McCain more interesting, producing results that are freaky and funny.

There’s more available via this guy on LiveJournal with Elvis Presley, Star Wars and Samuel L. Jackson all morphing with McCain

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You Suck at PhotoShop: Smart Objects

Posted by Martin Poulter on 28 June 2008

Meet Donnie, creator of the funniest screen-capture tutorials ever. Learn how to make use of the Smart Objects feature in Adobe PhotoShop, how Donnie’s sperm are infertile due to excessive laptop-in-bed usage, and how much of a moron you are.

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The future of transportation

Posted by Paul Ayres on 27 June 2008

An extract from the Radio 4 programme Genius uploaded to YouTube and given an intriguing visual interpretation.

… and Genius is about to become a TV series sometime later in the year.

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Realistic Hollywood Sex Scene

Posted by Martin Poulter on 26 June 2008

What if sex in films was more like sex in real life? What if the hero had difficulty getting his last sock off and was nervous about the heroine going on top (“don’t crush my penis…”)? CollegeHumor.com’s Realistic Sex Scene features some nudity- duh!

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Today on Xantiar

Posted by Martin Poulter on 25 June 2008

Adam Buxton (previously featured on D’n'C) is back on TV - yay! - and releasing some teasers through his YouTube account. Expect humour very much in the mould of Time Trumpet, to which Buxton was a contributor.

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The $500 Ethernet Cable

Posted by Tom Gidden on 20 June 2008

“Get the purest digital audio you’ve ever experienced from multi-channel DVD and CD playback through your Denon home theater receiver with the AK-DL1 dedicated cable. Made of high-purity copper wire, it’s designed to thoroughly eliminate adverse effects from vibration and helps stabilize the digital transmission from occurrences of jitter and ripple. A tin-bearing copper alloy is used for the cable’s shield while the insulation is made of a fluoropolymer material with superior heat resistance, weather resistance, and anti-aging properties. The connector features a rounded plug lever to prevent bending or breaking and direction marks to indicate correct direction for connecting cable. “

It’s a 5ft Ethernet cable. Duh. [EDIT- seems to have been de-listed by Amazon- MLP]

The Amazon reviews are quite entertaining. For example:

“A caution to people buying these: if you do not follow the “directional markings” on the cables, your music will play backwards.”

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NSFW: Spore Creature Editor

Posted by Tom Gidden on 17 June 2008

As you may know, Wil Wright’s new game — Spore — is due to be released in September. In the meantime, they’ve released a teaser in the form of the “creature creator”, which is available for £5, or a downloadable trial. This lets you design new creatures to try out.

The idea of Spore is that while the game is single-player, it will stream other users’ creations to you to fill out the universe around you.

One day into the release, here’s one of the first examples… (NSFW and a little.. erm.. wrong.)

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Compare your Genitals to Musicians

Posted by Martin Poulter on 6 June 2008

A particularly funny recent SomethingAwful thread included readers tackling the challenge to talk about their tackle.

“My cock is like Joy Division; it tragically collapses right before it becomes huge.”

“My balls are like the Blues Brothers, it hasn’t been the same since one of them departed.”

“My dick is like Ricky Martin. It had some limited crossover success in the past, but the only lasting success has been with Latinas. Ask most non-Latin women about it these days and they’ll either deny having liked it or chalk it up to being young and stupid.”

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New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Posted by Martin Poulter on 3 June 2008

More classic video from The Onion, found by Simon H. Fiction, yet so nearly true.

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