Don’t ask strangers on the Internet to fix your photos for you

You might not like what you see (some content slightly NSFW).

The electrified midget crib

In another in the series of Emails from an Asshole (previously featured), John Lindsay suggests a technological solution for keeping a baby under control. Thanks Ryan for the link.

BP coffee spill

“Laugh to keep from crying” continues.

See also The Onion, Massive Flow of Bullshit Continues to Gush from BP Headquarters