Safe For Work XXX

Special digital enhancements reveal what porn stars are really doing. It turns out that they play a multitude of musical instruments, get change out a payphone and hug a koala. When Damian found this link, he knew it would appeal to my tastes.

The Toastman of New Zealand

Check out Maurice Bennett’s burnt offerings.

You don’t stand up Dave …

John McCain was supposed to be on the Letterman Show last night, but cancelled at the last minute …

… Dave was not pleased and tore into McCain

LHC webcams

This is kinda cool: live web cams from the LHC.

Watch the end of the world, live!

Large Hadron Rap

Thanks to Steve_Ri for recommending this detailed explanation of what CERN’s Large Hadron Collider is doing, in rap form. Wicked sick!

For extra entertainment, read the YouTube comments complaining that the experiment is going to Kill Us All.

The horizontal rule contest

I’m not sure I’m going to be using any of these in web designs, but it’s interesting to see how people cope with the challenge of making something artistic out of a horizontal separator.

Our House (Spitting Image)

We live in strange times, when a nearly 20-year-old video from Spitting Image can be posted as a topical humour item. Don’t watch if you’ve recently got a mortgage!

Things to say during sex

in diagrammatic form.
Good: “You’ve been a naughty girl”
Bad: “You will never love another”
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Vague Genre Movie

Fed up of the increasingly insulting output of Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer (Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans and most recently the aptly titled Disaster Movie), film lovers are fighting back, most amusingly with this anti-trailer from Maddox of Best Page in the Universe fame: