Revealed: the real reasons why people have sex

From the Archives of Sexual Behaviour via the Independent: the real reasons why people have sex. Interesting research, but they missed out “Heimlich manoeuvre didn’t clear windpipe,” “the cameras had stopped rolling”, “forgot we were related”, “couldn’t stand awkward pause in conversation”, “sixth one was free”, “needed to justify expensive transgender surgery” or “wanted a male heir”.

Onion News Network: The Great Internet Crash

Don’t break the internet! Not only funny but a realistic description of what computers have become. Via the Telegraph’s 50 must-see Web videos.