Toast recipe

I’m not knocking Wikibooks Cookbook. Applying the open-content approach of WikiPedia to recipes, giving the people of the world free access to a global archive of food suggestions, has got to be a good idea. Knowledge is power, after all. As an often clueless batchelor I lack some pretty basic culinary knowledge that this book can fill in. However, when you see a recipe for toast, you have to wonder who the audience is.

Yo Sushi

A strangely compelling video, where someone placed a camera on a conveyor belt at a sushi bar in Tokyo

… soon all anthropological studies will be done this way.

Love wife spanking in a Christian Marriage

Yes that’s the correct subtitle, for the Christian Domestic Discipline Store…..

..your home for fiction, literature, and other items to enhance your traditional marriage! We are dedicated to providing everything you need for your Christian Domestic Discipline marriage and are in the process of researching and adding more products relating to a traditional Christian marriage to our store.

This includes such items as Heirloom Intimates, a range of cover all underwear and nightware with secret ‘entrances’……

Now you can wear your heart on your sleeve…. ish

Look at these great t-shirts with anatomical illustrations on them. So cool.

Why I wuv xkcd

It’s not actually a Linux application. It’s in lots of people’s “best of the web”. It’s unashamed in its references to maths, physics, computer programming and general geekery. It’s often hilarious. xkcd provided us with the Map of Online Communities, and here’s a personal selection of comics:

The Difference (thanks, Ed M.), Keyboards are Disgusting, Cat Proximity, Romantic Drama Equation, Hypotheticals

100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers

In the style of those AFI top 100 countdowns

Counting down from 100 to 1 using movie clips, but with one clip to rule them all

Chris Morris meets David Lynch in a crack lounge

OK, I think this just about ticks every possible box. So if you’re offended by:

Strong language / meat eating / bestiality / incest / cruelty to old people / cyberporn / etc.

then look away now. Seriously.

If you aren’t then this could easily pass as an outtake from Jam or Inland Empire. Some kind of mad, sick genius at work here. Remember: eat pork rinds!

Breakdancing toddler

I hesitate to put this under ‘funnies’ as it’s not really, but this is a great ‘remix’ video, and very cleverly done.

You’ve probably seen the first wince-worthy version already:

But then someone has come along and made it funny:

Best Venn Diagram Ever

Suggested by our friend Ed Mallon: No disagreement here!

Penis cushions

Yep, really.